jesus bomb

When you go and hit on some totally hot chick and the next thing you know every third word out of her mouth is 'jesus' this and 'jesus that' and 'why dont you go to church?'. She just dropped the jesus bomb on you.

That chicka just dropped the jesus bomb on my pagan ass.

by J3 August 12, 2004

jesus-kun

A nickname used for a character from a popular anime named SAO or Sword art online. THE MOST BADASS CHARACTER EVER.

Look at jesus-kun fight off those bastards.

by Noctis the badass January 31, 2017

jesus juice

the cheap wine that is served with the jesus crackers at communion

At the Christian Church, my friends and I were excited when the jesus juice got passed around

by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015

jesus piece

A term used for a cross or crucifix that is worn as jewelry.

"Cubans with the Jesus piece" -Notorious B.I.G. hypnotize

by Jami guyana February 16, 2005

Jesus high

the overwhelming feeling of Jesus,Faith,Religion,Happiness,Epicness, indescribable crazy hyper high huggable jumpy awesome feeling that one may get from a retreat, ministry meeting, gathering of ministries of people of faith, or just about any place in which faith God etc. is involved.

kay:"Jesus one Jesus one lets all have some Jesus fun. Jesus two Jesus three lets all climb the Jesus tree. Jesus four Jesus five lets all do the Jesus Jive. Jesus six Jesus seven lets all fly to Jesus heaven. Jesus eight Jesus nine stop its Jesus time. Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a Minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. Now let's put some Mary in it!"


jay:"yeh kay just got back from ylc and is on a total Jesus High."



kay:"hug time!!!"

by Mary Therese the fairy June 30, 2008

Jesus Nuggets

Delectable bites of chicken which can be purchased nationwide at any Chic Fil A location.

Shit! I want Jesus Nuggets but, it's Sunday!

by Isaac123garris May 14, 2016

jesus wafer

The thin, brittle slice of "bread" that passes for the body of Christ during communion. It is, of course, washed down with a swig of Jesus juice.

Gregg: Why are you awake now? You were hammered last night.
Doug: Dude, I'm getting dragged to church.
Gregg: Oh, lame.
Doug: It's cool. I can space out until they serve the jesus wafers. They always help my hangover.

by Doug E Fresh Barcelona November 22, 2009