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A beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
Hey grab a handful of that ground beef and give me a beef jerky.
by Chokiecat February 5, 2018
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A really Ugly dochebag who doesn't know how to treat a Lady.
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One who over compensates for their lack of love as a child or one who is unsure of their sexuality.

One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.
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to eat shit out of a girl or guys ass
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A very sweet girl who knows what is right for her and is surrounded by reliable people.

Will always be by your side when you need help.
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