Jacob Sartorius

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing

Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!

by fakeyouout May 20, 2016

dirty jacob

A man gives his girl a dirty sanchez in a walrus stache shape and after finishing blows his load on the womans face.

Yeah last night my girl let me give her the dirty jacob. It was a good night.

by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009

Jacob Rice

Jacob Rice, Usually Called Jake, Is a straight American teen. He has big dreams and enough will power to make them come true. He has no best friend (as of 2009)
Hes a guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them. He also likes to Shop and loves eating healthy food. Hes kind, compassionate, energetic, emotional, crazy, but most of all Lovable.

Girls: "WE LOVE YOU JACOB RICE!"

Jacob Rice: "Thanks! I love all of my Fans back :D"... *thinks for a moment* "All of the except the Stalkers!" :D

by HiThereJayKey April 14, 2009

team jacob

Picking Jacob Black(werewolf) over Edward Cullen(vampire)! From Twilight Series

I am team Jacob!

by HeyItsNikki April 29, 2009

jacob henderson

A fucking awesome fucker who is good in the bedroom and is a true gentlemen

Jacob Henderson is awesome

by Tigerfan1998 January 23, 2014

Jacob Saggatorius

Jacob Saggatorius's and annoying boys, who think that they are 18 and act older than they are, they are clear fuckboys who are in need of chapstick and have a very long ugly quiff. If you every run into a Jacob Saggatorius I suggest you run away, Jacob Saggatorius's think they have lots of fans and think the are very strong and fail at giving piggy backs

Ewwwwww is that a Jacob Saggatorius?

by tronnnor.trash July 6, 2016

Jacob Blair

Jacob Blair is a sweet boy, in Cleburne, Texas who has a history for picking girls that hurt him and give him a bad reputation. He has a smile for the ages and a sense of humor that is just amazing, he's oblivious the girl who cares about him and wants to be in his life. He is also the coolest super saiyan! This boy makes my day! I don't think he'll ever know.

Oh Jacob Blair... What a well kept obviousness.. Its the type of thing girls like me write songs about.

by Bulma December 9, 2012