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Florida

florida is a place where meth induced lizard people and old sad people with Danny Duncan live
florida man jhaskhgkjbs,brhk "shoots guy then rides off on a aligator"
by rrpuw February 22, 2022
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Florida

A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.
Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.
by Danny Mattherson January 31, 2014
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Florida

A state where there as to be something in the water. Too many crazy people live there. Don’t say that to them they might shoot you.
Friend: aw your from Florida? They on some wack shit
Me: I’m gonna kill you in your sleep
by Agro_smack November 13, 2019
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Florida Burky

This happens on the rare occasion when you smoke a joint and then take a shit. The piece of shit looks like the state of Florida. Hot smelly, dark turds with wrinkles.
Yo, Mosley I just had a large Florida Burky! What a stinker
by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022
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Florida

America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs
No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.
by Matthewtn99 November 25, 2017
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Florida Fanboat

A sex act where someone diarrhea shits in front of a house fan whilst someone is on the other side along for the ride.
Mark missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave him the ol' Florida Fanboat.
by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024
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Florida King

As opposed to a California King, a Florida King is a trashy and manipulative person; a walking red flag
On our date, he decided to mansplain the history of women’s rights to me. He’s such a Florida king.
by ilikebeingtrashy December 31, 2023
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