When you poop on your lovers crotch, then you swirl it around into a cinnamon roll shape with your penis, then you jizz on it for the icing.
by That shexy thang May 09, 2010
The place to be in northern virginia.
Pretty much the classic italian pizza place. Complete with nice italian dudes making some nice pizza and great calzones.
and yes, they are really italian, enuf said..
Pretty much the classic italian pizza place. Complete with nice italian dudes making some nice pizza and great calzones.
and yes, they are really italian, enuf said..
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 15, 2003
A partially large island located between nigger falls and barfalo New York, where they constantly build more apartments for the scums to move in and bring the crime up, although most of the island are drug whores there are a small percent of hunters and level headed rednecks and wanna move the fuck down south, Yee Yee, the high school is nothing but a big vape room and tattle tits along with few dippers and chewers. And is also overly tolled for the bridges that are long since payed for
Hey Bob you wanna go to Grand island New York? Nah I don't wanna get tolled up the ass by Cuomo and don't feel like passing through mini hicktown.
by Beep Bob September 29, 2018
While eating out a girls vagina, she queefs in your mouth causing you to vomit in her vagina, then the guy continues to eat out the pukecum...THAT IS THE NEW YORK STIR FRY!
She was so beautiful and I took her for a walk in the park, bought her flowers, took her out to dinner, went back to my place, and with my mouth I'd make her fly between the thighs, but instead she queefed in my mouth so I served up some New York Stir Fry.
by The Tandor October 13, 2008
A fucking shit test created by Albany to test students on topics such as reading and math. It usually comes once a year around April or May.
Student 1: Hey man! Are you ready for the New York State Exam?
Student 2: Oh not that bullshit again!
Student 2: Oh not that bullshit again!
by Minecraft1238 January 09, 2019
In order to perform the New York Dirty Dog, one must be a cisgender male, heterosexual, and incredibly, incredibly courageous. If so, even then they must brace themselves for what is to come. To begin, you must travel to Times Square, New York. There you will find dozens of homeless people who are in need of money. Find one that is an uncircumcised male, and tell him you will give him 10,000 if you can suck his dick. He is NOT allowed to shower or clean himself in anyway beforehand. If he agrees, you must stay true to your word.
Joey dared me to give someone a New York Dirty Dog, and he’ll pay me 50K. It’s a 40K profit, totally worth it.
by Eggstra Stinky January 03, 2021
What isn’t there to say about Long Beach?
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
by Kevin Mahoney November 10, 2021