Hipster

A hipster is a mockery of an INTJ brought to you by the media and companies desperately hanging onto the line between bankruptcy and not.

Hipster:I'm a hipster because I buy Vans.

INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.

by SocialNeko April 17, 2015

community hipster

a hipster that spends most of there time doing community work, with there hipster friends.

yeah, she's such a community hipster, volunteering at every given chance.

by scuttle the sailor January 24, 2011

House Hipster

A house hipster is a hipster that spends a long time around 'normal' people that they aren't classed as a hipster anymore but still basically is one.

John: Hasn't that Adam been spending a lot of time with those non-hipsters?

Steve: Yeah he's turning in to a house hipster.

by b0wl May 6, 2012

Grammar Hipster

One who thinks that punctuation is too mainstream.

i love you babe you are my world more than anything can't wait to see you babe --Facebook grammar hipster

by fsojfoiel May 15, 2012

dick hipster

A person who has sucked dick before he was told to or it was cool.

Person 1: Wow man go suck a dick!
Person 2: I already did! HAH!!
Person 1: Geez, you're a dick hipster.

by The true Dick hipster December 13, 2013

tragedy hipster

An unholy birthing from the chaos following any tragedy, the tragedy hipster will ridicule the mainstream media for not covering 'more vital' tragedies that only their own magical social media feed displays.

"Everybody's praying for Paris, but no network will cover the stuff in Beirut."
"Dude. Check a news site instead of Facebook once in a while. You are such a tragedy hipster!"

by LionPatriot January 26, 2016

what a hipster

When someone says "_____ was _______ before _______ was cool" this is how you respond

Person A: Ron Paul was Tea Party before Tea Party was cool.
Person B: What a hipster.

by kred420 December 17, 2011