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Penis Hopper

What's it called? A penis hopper?

Yes. Yes it is.
by ristyross October 1, 2011
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fat hoppin'

1) The act of sleeping with a fat girl.

2) The act of a desirable male actively seeking a woman who is considered not only undesirable but rather large as well.

3) A sport in which a group of friends goes out to a bar or club to compete for the opportunity to have sexual intercourse with fat girls (this usually happens after one in the group is made fun of for having had sex with a fat girl, but then brags about her sexual prowess. Everyone knows a guy can't go on living knowing that a friend of his has had some sexual experience that he has no comparison for).
Randy: Man I can't believe you had sex with that manatee.
Mike: Whatever man it was soooo uh-mazin'.
Randy: Are you serious?
Mike: You've never been fat hoppin'? Are you serious? Everybody has to hook up with a fat girl at least once. They never know when they're gonna get it again so they give you everything they got.
Randy: Man let's go fat hoppin' tonight.
Mike: Hell yeah I'll buy the first round.
Randy: Sweet!!!
by D.O.A. May 9, 2007
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whore hopping

when a female takes her spear time to go around and see all her boyfriends and break them off something nice.
Today I am going to go whore hopping.
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Hopper

A person who hops on trends, music, anime, manga, video games, sport or artist without any preexisting condition.
Man you don’t even know the singers name, you’re such a hopper.
by iDetestHoppersNotTheLastName November 23, 2020
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Hopes and dreams

Hopes and dreams start in your head and stay there. DONT LOSE THEM!
My hopes and dreams will live on! Thank you frisk.
by The choco master May 20, 2021
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Hopping bozer

Slang term used to describe someone showing extreme levels of dumbassness (see definition “bozer” for full clarity)
Guy one: “ah fuck I just got my nuts slapped by that horse

Guy two: bruh you hopping bozer, L
by Tmash February 14, 2022
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crotch hoppers

Crab-like creatures that infest ones scrotum and cause severe itching.
Dude, my crotch hoppers were wild last night.
by Jon Rhodes June 29, 2005
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