Best played in SE Asia, preferably drunk - it's more fun.
Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.
Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.
When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.
The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.
Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.
When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.
The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting
Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
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