hockey boys

Specifically for Canadians, hockey boys are teenage boys who indulge in the sport hockey, wear backwards hats, khakis, dirty ass converse or Birkenstocks and team jackets. Usually unbelievably hot with nasty hair. Will have snap scores over 1 million and have hundreds of girls but swear you’re the only one they are talking to.

Ella: oh Connor snapped me!

Every girl in her class - he snapped me too!

Every girl in the class - I thought I was the only one… typical hockey boys

by h28 January 23, 2024

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Hockel

Hockel (noun): A mischievous internet creature that thrives on spreading contagious memes, turning your online feed into a playground of viral hilarity. This creature also loves to stick hard boiled eggs up their butt.

Did you see that meme Hockel posted? Do you really think his grandma sits on his face or was it just for the meme?

by W-i-n-k January 31, 2024

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Hockey Jambo

The craziest crane driver hockey obsessed mad man you have ever met. Often found hanging out in the forties field for 3 weeks at a time. The rest of the time he is usually hanging around ice rinks looking for that hockey fix.

Here comes Hockey Jambo again, look away quick, he might not see us!

by LaFlameCreg February 10, 2024

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hockey goggle

When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.

YO YO LOOK AT THAT KID GETTING HOCKEY GOGGLED!!!!!

by NASTY69696969 March 5, 2024

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Hockey boy

The worst high school stereotype in the whole world. Hockey boys are mean, stupid and just are very shitty, every move you do they make fun of you, they were stupid hats (touqes, baseball caps backward) and of course they play hockey

I hate hockey boys

by Sugoma13 March 7, 2024

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Hockel

1. A post that is as deceptively wholesome as it is unhinged and depraved. Usually also contains elements of hornyposting. Named after a mythical Shitposter who is loved, hated, and feared throughout Facebook shitposting groups.

Your post was such a Hockel that I no longer wish to have eyes.

by CassandratheChild March 17, 2024

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