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Greater johnstown high school 

A crackhead school, their teachers are completely fucking stupid, the bathrooms are stricktly for juuling. 99.5% of all students are failing. The school colors are ugly as shit ! They suck at academics and sports! Fights are the main entertainment! Don’t send your kid here unless you want them to be completely fucking stupid
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Maine South High School 

A school in Park Ridge IL where girls Freshman-Senior are always drinking white claws and doing it raw
Ethan: Did you see that drunk girl walking around?

Anthony: She must go to Maine South High School!

Bishop Brady High School

"Caring, Catholic, Community" where no one really cares and not many people are Catholic; in the richest part of ghetto Concord, NH where everyones white and students have better cars than the teachers yet the back of the building looks like an abandoned women's prison. You're lucky if you see the principal once in your life, find a bathroom stall with a lock, or hear English while walking through the halls. A competitive D3 school with one decent player to keep the school relevant. Sins include: showing your shoulders, wearing sandals, being female, or showing off anything above your knees.

The Plan B school for every other private school expelee.
"You got kicked out of Tilton?"
"Yeah"
"Oh ok so you're going to Bishop Brady High School"

Bishop Guertin High School 

A private high school filled with white kids who pretend to be black. Basically a public school with a religion class. Almost guaranteed to be accepted into college if you go there. D1 even though there are only like 800 kids. Everyone knows each other. Hated on by outsiders
Yo what day is it today?
Day 4
What? I mean the day of the week.

Oh sorry I'm from Bishop Guertin High School

Jasper High School 

The closest thing to hell that has ever existed on earth. Althought it only contains freshmen and sophmores, it still has around 3,000 freakishly smart, overachiveing students. The teachers differ, but the homework load is always ludicrous. Kids who are not in at least 1 AP class are labeled mentally handicapped and a GPA below 3.5 is considered blashpemous. But the worst part of jasper is that it is a school divided. 2/3 of the students will go to plano senior for their final years of high school, while the other 1/3 will go to plano west, the rival school. Friends made at jasper are torn apart by the split, and school spirit is non-existant.
kid 1: hey what's your GPA?
kid 2: 3.9
kid1: woah that's great!
kid 2: are you kidding me? my parents are going to disown me! im not even in the top 10%! I might as well drop out now and apply for a job at McDonalds!
kid 1:oh yeah I forgot, you go to Jasper High School
Jasper High School by msds203 April 4, 2011

upland high school 

A public school with a bunch of white fck boys, hot Cheeto loving hoes, and black people who think they can rap....only 5% of the girls are attractive there but there all snakes, the parties are gay and get rolled by the cops and everyone thinks ther hot shi*t
upland high school by The fag December 3, 2015

legend high school 

a high school in the richest part of Parker, colorado. They only care about Juul, partying, sports and money. Even though they aren't good at sports, they never fail to let sophomores Juul in the bathrooms.
-a parking lot filled with BMWs and Juul pods?... that would be Legend High School
-a school with only one state championship? ... also Legend High School
-Five people got suspended for Juuuling in the bathrooms? Only at Legend