Russian Jack Hammer

A crazy drinking ritual.

1 Russian Jack Hammer:
Hit a big bowl of weed
While holding hit in:
place a caffeine pill on your tongue
wash down with a shot of vodka
chug a beer (usually pabst)
Exhale
Do 5 in a night and its called a 'revolution'

by steve jacobs2 July 28, 2011

hammer punch

A devistating blow that will cause a fatality insintaniously."Clenching your fists and hitting down like a hammer, directing to any part of the body, but most efective when directed toward the to of the cranium (head).

Conan the Barbarian punished his fow by HAMMER PUNCHING him write in his Clavicul(The side of the neck).

This act was recorded as the most devistating hammer punch in human history!

by kpmII May 14, 2006

hammered dog shit

A. any soldier whos sucks at life.
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable

Mcknight, you look like hammered dog shit.

by MANNAMEDJACK March 5, 2009

hammered

To be bludgeoned with a blunt object, particularly a hammer/mallet, esepcially in the face.

His face was kind of smushed in and bloody, so I guess he got hammered last night.

by cool4dude December 3, 2005

the hammer

It all starts when a girl is sucking on your balls. You tell her to go lower, lower, lower, until she gets to your chocolate starfish. Then you flex your abs as hard as you can and blow ass in her face. If you accidentally shart you have successfully performed the infamous dirty hammer.

"Jermo gave that slutbag the hammer!"

by Jermo B April 9, 2008

Cake Hammer

A raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.

"We were knockin' boots and I broke that bitch's back with my cake hammer"

by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

Hebrew Hammer

A bad ass Jewish person. Like the Jewish version of Shaft. Can be seen wearing some Jewish bling. He comes to do some good, help his brothers in the chhood (must add flem noise to beginning). Has the ability to nag someone to death.

Watch out for the Hebrew Hammer!!!

by anonymus92 September 29, 2009