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Vampire Guy

A guy who will only hang out with you at night. His main goals are to drink, party, and get laid. He doesn't care about anyones feelings accept his own. He is only seen out late at night and, whenever he is seen, is usually drunk high or both.
Girl 1: I wish he wasn't such a vampire guy, then I would actually date him.

Girl: True that.
by badonkadonk123 November 10, 2010
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family guy

Verb: To point out the punchline or gag of your own joke so that your audience, which you assume is daft, will understand and laugh.
Person 1: My head is actually extremely hard
Person 1: Hahaha that's sexual!!!
Person 2: Way to Family Guy your own joke, man.
by mattgcn March 8, 2009
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Westy Guy

A male that attends Westminster School in Simsbury Connecticut, usually able to be spotted by a guy wearing vineyard vines shorts and a drug rug on their free time with a lax stick in one hand and the hand of a blonde anorexic freshman girl in the other. Westy Guys tend to be blind unless there is a blonde girl or lacrosse stick in sight. They say terms such as,"rattled", "chyeah squibb", "legit", "sick bro", and "detwigged". They tend to segregate into groups: varsity hockey boys (known for breaking lunch room doors) lacrosse boys (boys that always wear midcaf socks and sperrys) and boys who try to fit into these groups (the tools). In conclusion westy boys are a large waste of space, and don't deserve to be seen as anything but conceited and douchebaggish.

P.S. Four Square and dissing each other in dorm rap battles, that make you sound more stupid than you already are, is not a sufficient way to spend free time.
Westy Girl: Wanna go hook up during block 4
Westy Guy: No, there is a four square game going on outside....
by pseudonym894 April 18, 2010
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Guy Fieri

When someone farts in your mouth while cumming and say “welcome to flavortown”.
Camille “I was with Guy last night and he Guy Fieri’d me; it was amazing!”
by THATEGGYDICKBOI April 23, 2020
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Tourette's Guy

1) a youtube bamf named danny who may or may not have tourette's syndrome, but is undeniably hilarious.

2) THAT'S MY ASS!
Kid- Dad there's some white stuff on the floor.
Tourette's Guy- THAT'S MY ASS!
by spankwise August 27, 2010
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Penny for the Guy?

British phrase that kids ask their neighbors-similar to USA's
"Trick or Treat"-because they need money for the Guy Fawkes dummy that they are making for the parade and bonfire.
(knock knock on door) " 'ello then and what ye need?"

" Penny for the Guy?"

" The' ye ar' "

"Thanks mista' "
by thedzone October 7, 2009
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sanford guys

('sanford 'boys) (N.) gay wannabe players with small genital units who rely on their cars to get them ass...unfortunately, the only hole they stick their penises in are their exhaust pipes or their moms...if they could hit up the sanford girls they would have it made
the sanford fags ran the train in the bathroom after class before racing down the street in their rice burners in an attempt to pick up some ass
by Tatnallman February 17, 2005
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