Normal Guy

The Normal guy is a generally calm and instrospective guy who doesn't get into fights and fits in well with everyone else but may be a little too strict sometimes. A student can be a normal guy if he follows up with his schedule.

The normal guy is the one just walking down the street, dressed in a suit coming back to work. His peers may find him a little too strict and for the normal guy he is just fitting in despite not needing to be too strict on some small things. The normal guy can be best described as Lawful Neutral, follower, or simply low-profile.

by mclure December 15, 2012

Gay guy

A man who is attracted to men

Steve: yo I think Ben has a crush on John

Bob: yeh he’s a gay guy

by Shaneow3n December 18, 2017

i am heavy weapons guy

The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Heavy: Laughs

Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up

Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1

Team Fortress 2 Theme plays

Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays

The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Heavy: Laughs

Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up

Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1

Team Fortress 2 Theme plays

Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays

by AAAAHAHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH November 21, 2021

Kitkat Guy

A Kitkat Guy is a large, usually muscular male who finds amusement in stupid things like his vintage Kitkat t-shirt that he probably got at Walmart and thinks is clever. He also can commonly be found without a shirt as to show off his abs while he washes his parents car. Generally has a small amount of facial hair he thinks is "rugged." His favorite part of the school day is gym class. Will respond in a hostile manner when his masculinity is questioned in a situation. Recite out of date terms such as "broham" "rad" "the bomb" psych!" and "off the hook" Most reside in upper-middle class white suburbs.

That Kitkat guy is currently washing his parents car without a shirt on but he's still wearing a necklace, what a douche bag.

by Jables and Robbotron July 1, 2008

Don't get the fat guy

A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.

Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!

by Stauder October 21, 2009

wife guy

A man who takes any opportunity to mention his wife in an admiring manner.

"He's such a wife guy, you'd think she hung the stars for him."
"Right? The other day I told him I've been thinking about getting a new couch and you know what he said? 'Oh, yeah my WIFE found ours online.'"

by xnemon3 March 25, 2021

Techie Guy

1. The IT man at your place of employment. Often can be bribed with brownies.

2. My brother, who, in his awesomeness happens to know everything about computers.

Techie Guy:
These types often play WOW, but it's not a requirement. Interests include LAN parties, dark beer, and techie girls.

by yomamauugly August 25, 2009