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Goon

Someone, girl or boy, who masturbate over a video or picture of someone else.
Boy : would you let me goon over your instagram profle

Girl : yes dont forget to show me :)
by Woowooy November 6, 2025
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Goon fall

When you jump off a building to your death and while falling, give your hog a final crank on the way down.
Did you hear that Marco did a goon fall? He's got to be he greatest gooner of all time.
by ChalupaNasty October 28, 2025
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Moon Gooning

When you Obtain a Buffalo's skull and wear it, and cover Yourself in the blood of the Buffalo, and you goon in the moonlight, and you convene with the spirits with the boys.
by Theeinfoprovider November 13, 2023
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Goon

A man who chooses to create female characters in video games.
Dustin is such a goon, all of his characters in World of Warcraft are females.
by Bilboob Shwaggins November 22, 2025
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goon-cave

favoritism and racism channel from cocman server
have you seen them talking outside of goon-cave? the segregation is crazy!
by MrGamer101 May 16, 2025
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Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful
1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session
by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
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Hungarian spazzing goon method

The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.
Jimmy was the winner of 2024's national championship of the Hungarian spazzing goon method.
by YVLdoja January 6, 2025
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