Goggle-nesia

forgetting what you were going to search for while browser is starting up.

I am sitting at the google prompt, and can't remeber what I was going to search for, this goggle-nesia is killing me

by ICan'tRemember99 September 4, 2010

Goggleflop

A name for people who make up derogatory urban dictionary definitions about people with intellectual disabilities.

Jim - "Did you see what Tom wrote on Urban Dictionary about disabled people?"

Bob - "Yeah, that guy is such a bottom-feeder"

Jim - "I reckon, what a goggleflop"

by Jinxinferno April 14, 2011

Goggled

When you Google'd (researched) something while wearing your beer glasses.

I am pretty sure I the Males sperm dictates the sex of a child, I just Goggled it the other night. In other words I was drunk and I might be wrong.

by Gweedo8 March 10, 2015

golear

In Colombian slang means to steal something.

Parce será que me ayuda a golearle el carro a esa gueva?

by Verdolaga10 December 12, 2016

goggle marks

When you get red marks from someone sitting on your face

"Why do you have red marks on your face?"
"Bro, Sadie sat on my face and gave me goggle marks"

by Hoodie Mack November 26, 2017

Goblet of Fire

... is a mating act most often performed by caucasian male homo sapiens sapians of the 49th state in which they consume a large quantity of habañero or ghost pepper salsa and proceed to perform cunnilingus on a female of the species. (As read by David Attenborough)

Stacey took a seat on Trevor's face, she was ready to feel the heat, of the Goblet of Fire.

by 49thStateBrewery November 26, 2018

gogbera effect

when a person masturbates so much that people don't want to say hi to him/her anymore and girls reject them

-yo, have you heard that this man has a (gogbera effect) ?

- holy crap dude , what a loser

by lukaaaer June 27, 2019