Gobbler

When you whine too much because taking care of ur own kid(s) is too much work so you automatically assume someone else will do it for you.

Walking down the road with a friend and her kids. Friend says I hope im not being a gobbler

by Nunyabizlol June 12, 2013

Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.

"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."

by rat_prince May 30, 2014

gobble cough

When you shove your dick so far into a girls mouth it makes her cough.

I got head off that girl last night, I shoved my dick in so far it made her gobble cough.

by PotatoSnakes June 27, 2014

Gobble and Go

The act of visiting a person just to perform a quick oral sex act and leave. Another one from JC out of Chicago.

She loved to Gobble and Go

by JC The Janitor September 21, 2014

Gobbler syndrome

When a male or female is addicted to oraly pleasing men

"Hey Becky did you hang out with jack last night?"
"Yea I sucked his dick, I went to the doctor too and I have gobbler syndrome"

by Gobler syndrome March 31, 2015

Gobble gobble pow pow

Similar to the gobble gobble, but with the addition of your friend inserting explosive devices into a glass bottle and trying to recap said bottle.

Bobby ruined our common room again, this time with a gobble gobble pow pow.

by Walsh 407 February 29, 2016

Gobble donkey

Chick that gives head to just about anyone

Ya man, she gives great head. She's a gobble donkey .

by Trick August 15, 2016