A hodge podge of food in a single person's fridge, cabinets and freezer that do not make a complete meal. One is usually forced to combine several items of food that do not match in an attempt to avoid a trip to the grocery store. Items are usually eaten separately so as to not upset the stomach. Goat dinners most often are made entirely of carbs and processed foods.

(looking into cabinet) Looks like it's going to be goat dinner night. I'll start off with some ramen, this can of green beans, last Saturday's leftover pizza and finish with this twinkie that's been in the cabinet for a year.

Goat dinner by jackiedax May 13, 2011

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Goat Cheese Hoagie

The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.

Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.

"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."

Goat Cheese Hoagie by Dollerhide November 1, 2012

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goat hairs

Shitty singular hairs on your chin that are annoying as fuck.

I fucking hate goat hairs man.

goat hairs by Fech1990 August 23, 2015

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goat fucker

what Onision (Onion Boy) was secretly named at birth but it was switched out later in life due to his Father trying to make it less obvious that his hobby during his childhood was, fucking goats.

Onision is the "goat fucker" of YouTube.

goat fucker by wut.is.mylife April 6, 2017

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