Mr. Salad Fingers is a precious lover of rusty spoons. He enjoys the pleasures of Nettles, yes, he enjoys them very much sir. Mr. Fingers likes to indulge in the delicacies that are his puppet mates. There will be fog on the shore tonight. Bossum. "I.. I like it when the red water comes out..." --Mr. Salad Fingers. Some may call him distuuurrbed: but I love him. Love, Kate Stewart Baxter.
"But first, let me carress this rusty kettle..." says Salad fingers mightily. Do it with thy might, please.
by Kate Stewart Baxter Astrove December 28, 2005
Get the Salad Fingersmug. 
When you type very fast and a lot. One who types long e-mails and messages has this condition. One who types your eyes off suffers from this.
by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008
Get the Diarrhea of the fingersmug. 1. fingers of a person of any age that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit
"did you see that kid's fingers"
"yea, they are total toddler fingers"
"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"
"yea, they are total toddler fingers"
"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"
by toddlerlovin June 24, 2007
Get the toddler fingers mug. The act of fingering vigorously hard until the finish. It often involves using four fingers extremely faster than usual. It is often referred to as "eXXXtreme fingering".
"Dude, you hear what he did to Christelle!"
"Fuck yeah man, there was some eXXXtreme fingering going on there!
"Man, Extreme Fingering can be an arm killer!"
"Fuck yeah man, there was some eXXXtreme fingering going on there!
"Man, Extreme Fingering can be an arm killer!"
by RvBlarg May 2, 2009
Get the Extreme Fingeringmug. To unexpectidly ram your finger into anothers asshole whilst shouting "Finger of Doom" This is best done to a partner that you no long wish to be intimate with, or date.
Partner: I dont think we should see each other anymore
You: "Finger of Doom"
Partner: *Painfilled expression*
You: "Finger of Doom"
Partner: *Painfilled expression*
by Sam Lawless October 12, 2008
Get the Finger of Doommug. you were born before the 90's you played the original nintendo and women love it when you finger them
by thundr cats hoo October 13, 2009
Get the Nintendo Fingermug.