gummy farts

Slang for what is often booming and extended flatulence precipitated by consuming fiber gummies.

It’s an obvious gummy farts production, an undeniable symphony composed by my nightly healthy habit of supplementing my fiber intake with enough fiber gummies to create all of this classical gas.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

Sir Fartsalot

A nickname for the 45th POTUS because he is passing gas every time he speaks.

Look at Sir Fartsalot as he flails with his panicky little hands!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Heinekin farts

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.

Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.

by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

cartoon farts

A description of flatulence so shocking and extreme that it winds up being entertaining.

Startling percussive booms and deafening trumpet tones defined his uniquely humorous signature cartoon farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2019

farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.

I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.

by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014

fartsounds

The dulcet tones of a long-term marriage.

Early on in our relationship I would always hear his heartsounds, but now it’s round-the-clock fartsounds!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020