farker

A word describing someone or something who is ill-intentioned, a jerk, rude, detrimentally stupid, dangerous, hazardous, a douchebag, or just plain mean.

1) That farker almost ran me off the road!
2) That farker just bit me!
3)You are such a farker, you kept me waiting outside, for you, for over 2 hours!

by Stokedlove February 23, 2011

dump farmer

Another colloquialism for a homosexual, or fag.

Dude, Matt totally looks like a dump farmer with that pink scarf on.

by WJCIII December 7, 2007

Hot Farmer

a hot farmer is a heterosexual sex technique that involves getting a girl really hot and bothered, then plowing her.

"Did you have a good time last night with your date?" "Oh yeah man she got the Hot Farmer."

by systemsengineer June 3, 2009

Poodle Farmer

Someone that sleeps with thier dog and keeps peanut butter on thier bedside table for midnight lickings.

Ohh yeahh bitch lick that peanut butter up.. soon you'll get to the creamy filling you fucking Poodle Farmer.

by iGotSunshineInaBag March 6, 2011

Farfarello

Any Irishman with the characteristics of short light-blue hair, left-sided eyepatch, and a fetish for mowing lawns.

Yesterday, I walked into a pub and saw a Farfarello advertising his lawn-mowing agency.

by Bradtastic May 23, 2006

farmer's blow

also applies to a bloody nose.

In the middle of a football game, he got a bloody nose, so he decided to use a farmer's blow. All the blood shot out and the rest clogged up.

by blubby April 15, 2006

carpet farmer

a man who only has children of the female persuasion.

Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.

Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.

by Michael P. Abker March 23, 2006