Eli

Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.

Eli is a giant cock.

by jesus on the smoke October 28, 2021

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli

Some short kid that steals your food all the time. Sucks in pvp games like Fortnite and is easy to no-scope

“Bro you’re as good as Eli. You’re ASS”
-teammate

by kashew_ng February 23, 2024

eli

Sex god, usually packing 6+ inches. Pulls bitches whenever he wants. Wanted by all females.

Girl 1: Hey I heard eli had sex with that one thot at school

Girl 2: Yea, eli is a sexgod he will leave class even if it jeopardizes his grades just to fuck.

by yrgmafia July 20, 2021

Eli

Eli the kid who loves playing Roblox and eating Jack n the box tacos, in in out or quesadillas Eli is a iPad kid and will try to karate kick you in the nuts while he touches up his cool comb over eli is as short as a Oompa Loompa he should def work for Willy wonky eli is a interesting person u will love being friends with Eli because Eli is Eli he will probably try to flirt with your boyfriend too currently he’s trying to take mines😪

“Omg Eli licked my boyfriends balls”

by Pearl Vasq November 20, 2023

Eli

He is a very cute guy! He has the best personality and is sometimes shy too. If you like him you have to ask him out, because he won't. Actually don't because he has a girlfriend. hahahhaha!!!!! He is intelligent and very sporty too!

Girl: I think Eli is pretty hot!!!
Girl 2: don't ask him out because his girlfriend will get mad. His girlfriend is pretty sweet though

by kitten......purrrrrr April 29, 2019

Eli

Eli means happy and loves his family and loves giveing hugs . He likes to fight every time someone says “fight,fight” he will fight him and everyone loves to pick and he has shoe game and swag the flyest baby in the world.

Eli is so happy all the time.

by Makhia James March 22, 2019