get my tail docked

To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.

Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.

by ducksRpeople2 August 22, 2011

dockery

FAG!!!a guy who likes to have sexual relations with other guys

man, that dude is a dockery.

by fugazzi October 1, 2006

Dry Docking

Basically the opposite of motor boating. When a guy just puts his face in between a woman's boobs, and she shakes them back and forth. (alternatively slapping him in the face with her titts).

"I was too tired to motor boat her last night so I talked her into dry docking me instead, Titties!!"

by Da-Rel August 6, 2013

Boon docking

Taking your partner out to the boonies an put your penis in their butt

We went to the country last night an did a lil boon docking

by Fagatha82 October 7, 2019

Docker Diver

A docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.

"That dude with the afro is such a docker diver, i saw him smoke 3 dockers in a row the other day"

by mr_tong May 3, 2010

dockstadder

The act of doing "space docking" while dressed like Darth Vader.

Me and Curt were dockstaddering when my mom walked in and screamed. "May the foreskin be with you!"

After curt and I were done playing light saber wars with are flesh lights we began dockstaddering

by R2D2 2611 October 17, 2012

dockyard spanner

A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.

"Pass me that dockyard spanner, would you, old fruit? I need to jolly well tap this nail in."

by Shackleford Hurtmore February 12, 2013