To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.
Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.
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Get the dockery mug.Basically the opposite of motor boating. When a guy just puts his face in between a woman's boobs, and she shakes them back and forth. (alternatively slapping him in the face with her titts).
"I was too tired to motor boat her last night so I talked her into dry docking me instead, Titties!!"
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Get the Boon docking mug.A docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.
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Get the Docker Diver mug.Me and Curt were dockstaddering when my mom walked in and screamed. "May the foreskin be with you!"
After curt and I were done playing light saber wars with are flesh lights we began dockstaddering
After curt and I were done playing light saber wars with are flesh lights we began dockstaddering
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Get the dockstadder mug.A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.
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