Divebombing

Divebombing
The homoerotic act of a man inserting his penis into an already semen-filled anus of another man, and then withdrawing his penis from the anus whilst inserting his penis into a woman to instigate a third-person pregnancy.

In divebombing, Delouise pulled out of Carl's anus in the homoerotic heat while Zeus swooped in to Carl to get it while it's hot and then divebomb it inside of balu's pussy to give her the bombing child she has always dreamed of.

by Roger Partison August 6, 2007

divershitty

When white monolinguals think diversity is 100 whites with 2 black people on board.

The divershitty that Grammys displayed today.

by mobi789 November 20, 2019

Diver Dan

This is a guy who is close to 50 and has no job. No, I retract that statement. He searches for coins in vacuum cleaners in gas stations. He also is a frequent heroin user (look for track marks). He's been in prison for not appearing in court. Do you want to see his house? Just come to San Antonio and look for a trash heap. It'll probably be his house.

Hi, my name is Diver Dan.

Do you have $20.00 for sex?

No. Let me call my nephew real quick.

by Poo-poo April 12, 2008

Dive under

Staring at a girls butt/underwear/thong haning out of a girls pants/jeans/shorts.(mostly for daniela in english)

"Damn Tanner dive under, look at that a$$"

by Sportsnut793 May 10, 2007

Dive-Scoop

To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.

To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper

2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation

3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow

4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)

Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*

Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*

Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*

Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*

by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010

dive mission

When an individual must go past the first page of a Google search to find the answers to a homework.

dude, I went on a dive mission last night trying to figure out the environmental science homework.

by Juan direction April 1, 2013

Dive-hug

To continuously dive forward into a hug.

I dive-hugged my boyfriend while he was sleeping.

by h0shigata May 20, 2014