ding off

To "Ding off" meaning to "fuck off", "Go die", "Eat dick", or "Fall down a well". Commonly used by the wealthy to discriminate against the poor.

Stacy: "Hey Johnathan! You did really great in last night's football game against our school rival. Your interception that won the game was amazing!! You really have a talent and I think it's great that you're pursuing a career in football. If anyone can make it all the way, it's gotta be you!"
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."

by Jerble Berble November 24, 2016

ding ding hug

When your butt ass naked and give someone a hug.

No no please I don't want a ding ding hug from you son

by Smasher69 December 10, 2016

Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015

ding donged

To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.

Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.

by Wordsarereal April 13, 2016

Ding-whopper

Another word for a penis

I want to put my ding-whopper in your scrunchbucket.

You're such a ding-whopper.

by Tay Meadows July 7, 2019

Ding ring

A really dumb person. Or a ring that goes on your butthole

Guy: your such a ding ring

Friend: wtf is a ding ring
Guy: it’s a ring for your butthole

by Cute couples21 November 14, 2019

Ding dong

Showing or being dumb like Areli or the sound a doorbell makes

Areli stop being a ding dong

*rings doorbell* ding dong

by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 18, 2019