Monster Diet

When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.
Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.
by JacobTehBaws March 13, 2015
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Diet roach

A person who never wants to finish the blunt and when they do they keep it to create another blunt later

“Jack is such a diet roach
Maya is a diet roach she loves saving them and reusing them
by Feliciaglams July 22, 2020
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Kovine Diet

A diet where you eat only vegan foods, specifically leafy greens, but you must drink 1-2 bottles of beer every day. (About 24 fluid oz.); this is based off of the diet cows used for kobe beef are on.
“Did you see Jacky? Apparently he’s on that Kovine diet now.”
by Pantapoon June 21, 2018
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exit diet

Associated with identifiable indigestible foods you might find in your excrement or while scrubbing your bung such as corn or peanut skins; also asparagus urine
Bits and pieces of last night’s burrito appeared in my exit diet this morning
by Cosmic Blue Too September 09, 2021
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diet ranga

a person with blond or light brown hair that could be seen as having orange hair
“have you seen that guy! he’s a ranga!”
i don’t think he’s a ranga, personally, more of a diet ranga”
by bananaboatdododododo April 01, 2022
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diet corruption

When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.

Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023
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diet edgy

A pair of gloves that are fingerless and are fuzzy and black. They look to be edgy, but because it's so low on the edgy scale you can call them diet edgy.
Her gloves were diet edgy, attempting to look cool and edgy but only partially edgy
by AmadeusKyouma December 19, 2018
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