Derection

Something so horrific or strange that is causes an erect Penis to go flaccid.

being thrown up on ruined my night and caused a massive derection

by Trianglesoflove January 2, 2017

Derection

The opposite of an erection. When you see/hear something so disgusting that your penis instantly becomes soft.

Man 1: I just saw Lindsey Lohan file a lawsuit against GTA V and I got a derection

by TheReckoning7 May 26, 2018

Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation

A theory written by Rhombicosidodecahedron stating that:

If one is to attempt to obtain an addition of rizz to a current value of rizz, which is an addition of great magnitude within a time period of minuscule duration, he shall retain his current rizz and shall not gain any but an addition of magnitude whose value shall be lowered, while also becoming subject to ridicule and chastisement which shall cause the deprecation of the magnitude of the intended addition of rizz.

Bob: Imma come to school tomorrow with some gucci clothes and a new rizzful haircut and also some white shiny teeth and cologne and imma get all them girls
Joe: that's too sudden of a change. You should follow the Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation which essentially says if you try to make such a sudden and dramatic increase in your rizz you will look bad
Bob: that's a shame

by Rhombicosidodecahedron September 3, 2023

Depression Hungry

The feeling of unhappiness or feeling negativily about yourself that you can only be mended by a well needed amount of food.

Ex. "Sydney was beating herself up pretty badly until lunch afterwards. Why is that?" "Maybe she was just Depression Hungry."

by Quaint Kiwi June 30, 2016

Dayrection

Sexual arousal occurring unexpectedly at the workplace, prompting a visit to the restroom.

To co-worker: "Cover for me, willya? Got a dayrection that needs attention."

by Piperdad July 19, 2016

depression

Trying to break out of a room made from glass and cracking everything only to watch it reform always being traped just slightly out of reach from the things you need most.

The only time you can see someone besidr you but still feel alone... depression

by Life is far beond us July 22, 2017

Depression

The feeling when nobody appears to care for your existence. So you just become completely insensitive and numb to everything. Nobody cares.

There is no way do describe depression, it's different for everyone. But there are only two ways out of it.

by No Explanation October 3, 2017