kennys dad

(Southpark btw) when you crap and puke at the same time or back to back to eachother

Ew she is literally kennys dad rn that's disgusting

by cerealcat45 February 20, 2023

rosalia's dad

There is nothing here, he already left

Rosalia's dad is gone

by Quagmiremom April 15, 2023

Awesome Dad

Often referred to as a living legend, pro golfer, and sometimes even as The Xbox Master. Many belive that an "Awesome Dad" is the most difficult thing to come by or find naturally.

Additional information - National "Awesome Dad" Day is typically held on July 7th by most families

Johnny: Did you hear that Jackson's dad is..... an "Awesome Dad"?

Tim: Woahhhhh!!!!!

by k00pDa July 1, 2023

My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022

Dad pic

A dad selfie

1) imagine opening the camera on your phone and your front camera is open. Now take a photo of your face... That's a dad pic.

2) take a selfie, now bring the phone to your face, look at the screen, then take a selfie. That's a dad pic.

Me: hey! Send me a dad pic.
A friend: "literally takes a dad pic"

by Blessed light January 16, 2022

Xavier's dad

Xavier's Dad is a alien that wont shut the fuck up, This dude really listens to Radio Head. Bro, He might be a Frog named Uncle John too, but all I know from his Facebook page is that he might be a Alien that wants to flood Michigan, specifically Detroit.

Yo, have you talked to Xavier's dad?

No, He Flooded Detroit 💀

Man can't have stable ground in Detroit.

by fwre er;kjgnvfherigvslejhb egh March 26, 2022

svens dad

Gone

Svens dad is fucking missing

by Fatboidylan January 24, 2022