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D on The C

Exact meaning:Deuce on the clock.

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
While at work today I took a d on the c.
Took a d on the c in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a d on the c in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major d on the c.
by @AKADonaldTrump February 28, 2011
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D.H.PIFs

Acronym for Desperately Hip Psuedo Intellectual Frames.
any of the multitudes of ubiquitous stylized rectangular (usually plastic) eye glass frames worn in an pathetic attempt to give the impression of sophistication, intelligence and/or "cool"
"Wow, K! Nice D.H.PIFs ! you am must be wicked smat' and pop-lur nowzya wearing those.!
' (snort)
by bjs October 2, 2006
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d.s.k.o.

stands for "Drop Some Kids Off" which means to go to the potty and crap. It comes from "drop some kids off at the pool" implying the pool is a toilet and the kids are well....you got it
Hey Neal I gotta d.s.k.o. before we head to the mall.
by Natloz October 28, 2007
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D.U.O.H.

We were surprised to find out that our 35 year old co-worker was dating a D.U.O.H.
by Sharon2008 December 17, 2008
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D-stache

when you take your pooppy dick and put it across someones face (where a mustache would be). Used for revenge, the D doesn't stand for dick, it stands for Davis
I'm going to give you such a D-stache for putting snow in front of my window
by AJ man pants March 22, 2009
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D-Waf

bro ur such a D-Waf
by mizzienz September 23, 2009
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d'spiter face

A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.
Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.

Rudy: Man, take a better look

Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.
by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009
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