An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
Get the Ultimate primal bourbon coonmug. The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.
Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
by HoChiSock May 17, 2023
Get the Cooningmug. A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.
by chaivalla March 27, 2024
Get the Fort Coonmug. A person of a minority background (specially of African American descent) who ignores their identity to believe in derogatory or prejudice beliefs against people of their race, mostly to secure a seat as one of the “good ones” when trying to fit into or be validated as a Republican.
Darnel and I used to be tight back in high school, we had always bonded over the news stories on the police incidents, but I checked out his insta feed and he’s become such a coon cracker thinking they want him to genuinely be there.
by LamePower January 27, 2025
Get the Coon Crackermug. Used as a derogatory word in antiquity; has in modernity been used as a replacement for sycophant, a meaning for someone who is a kiss-ass, someone who encourages or advocates for a cause that is objectively and subjectively against their own well being in order to supplicate other people’s acceptance.
Despite knowing the policy would hurt people like him, the coon eagerly defended it to gain favor with his wealthy employers.
by Skibidiboppop March 9, 2025
Get the Coonmug. A black person who rejects their culture(white washed). You’ll often find them with white people, straight hair, dressed like an old navy model, or with and american flag. They also tend to be racist to their own race
by theslumpgod May 29, 2021
Get the Coonmug. A coon is a human like species that sits in a hellcat with either a red or blue bandanna on and has a Glock also they always have kfc, watermelon and grape kool aid to wash it down and don’t but anything from them bc they probably put cocain in it
by Niggerbeater93 August 2, 2023
Get the Coonmug.