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Connor. Eats Alabama. Skates the boards. Pineapples in ass, enjoys
Connor: Boy oh boy, I loves the stake boards
Person: Yes and Pineapples and gay butt stuff
Connor by YourMothersMistress December 30, 2022
Connor is tall as fuck. he is so tall, when he was 10 he was 5'5. he is also the only true anime fan and can consume titles in milliseconds. he watches anime and reads manga everyday. all the homies think Connor is cool.
person 1: yo is that Connor?
person 2: ye man
person 1: but hes watching anime in school!
person 2: yep
person 1: HOW??
person 2: oh, he cant get caught because he is so tall the teachers cant see his face.
person 1: Ohhhhh
person 2: yeah Connor is the man
Connor by icydevil9 January 4, 2023
Would probably lose a fight against Dane
Spectator: Oh shit, Connor’s brains just got stomped out
Connor by I’m_Happy February 11, 2023
Connor says the same thing every 2 fucking minutes
Connor: “ayo don’t be dissin my niggas dawg”
Connor by jimmah February 28, 2023
not spelled “Conner” :/
all in all, they’re dirty minded bitches.
But when you get to know them, they can make awesome friends, and they care about your well being.

Being in a romantic relationship with a Connor can be rocky, because they’ll definitely make fun of you. But they will go through hell and back to get to know you and your antics. Connor will always be able to tell when you’re feeling a certain emotion; give you space when you need it, or hugs if you’re feeling down.
On occasion, they can be a pain in the ass- especially if they’ve had a bad day. But they will always come around within 1-2 business days or less.
Don’t get on the bad side of a Connor. Your Connor will beat the shit out of you if you do something to betray their trust. Connor will also beat the shit out of you if you bitch about their friends.
So don’t do it.
Connors are crazy and, for the most part, have the best music taste. But the one red flag is that Connors only have like 3 shirts in their entire closet 😭
Omg, Connor is a Dio fan!
connor is a connor
Connor by huntress_e March 19, 2023