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Female condom

Similar to a plastic bag, except for that is inserted in the vagina.
Oscar favors female condoms due to his abnormally small and ineffective penis.
by betheahmmer0 October 30, 2009
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Condomize

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them
"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"
by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013
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Condoleezza Rice

Condoleezza Rice is a classical piano player of noteworthy talent; unfortunately, less than talented as a Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice is very talented at the piano but at a loss in statecraft.
by elihu rooter January 23, 2007
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California Condor

when a man pretends to be a large bird (whom is horny) flys over to a woman and pecks at her vagina with his nose then turns her around and regurgitates in her asshole
WOW! Adam that California Condor last night was amazing!
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condom swimmer

A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.
Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Concord Mills

Hell on Earth. A shopping mall shaped in a loop approximately one mile around, located in Concord, NC. As if this cesspool wasn't bad enough, twice a year the area is infested with rednecks with a penchant for NASCAR. Stay away from this place at all costs.

If you must venture to this human wasteland, beware of illiterate morons. They appear incapable of reading traffic signs telling them to keep moving or signs with mall operating hours. Most of this breed are unable to drive as well.
Mall Employee #1: God, I hate working at Concord Mills. This place is hell.

Mall Employee #2: *Looks at mall surroundings* Funny. . . I always thought hell would be hotter. . .
by shopmadchen May 30, 2009
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concord-carlisle high school

also called CC. a mix of the towns Concord and Carlisle.

a high school about 20 miles away from Boston, MA. filled with kids who get excellent grades, who are also naturally good at athletics.

sports rivals: Acton-Boxborough (most sports) and Bedford (football).

most people think concord/carlisle is just filled with rich, snobby kids, but this is false. these kids are just like any other high school kids, and they should not be judged. they have problems, just like every other high school.

concord/carlisle participates in CHALLENGE DAY, which is a Be The Change movement.
"Wow, those Concord-Carlisle High School kids are such snobs!"
"You're just saying that because they kicked our ass on the SAT's and at that ski race last Thursday."
by freshmangirl March 18, 2008
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