Choke Artist

Ghost from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show when he stumbles words constantly

Ex: "Stop calling me a choke artist. I only fum-fum-fumbled two wods-words you jerks!"

by KingOfFrop September 6, 2020

Pull choke

A person or thing doing something stupid or just plain stupid a synonym for dumb ass

Tommy is licking the dogs butthole. He’s such a pull choke

by anonymous September 28, 2021

Choking on gold

In an instance of embroiled internecine conflict between rappers, a.k.a beef, the idiom "Choking on gold" refers to the inability of a given party to reprise an ad hominid attack due to the terms of a private concession. The concession, usually initiated through some form of bribery or intimidation, is knowingly accepted at the cost of making the silenced party appear less real.

Mac Miller was choking on gold shortly after the release of Drake's new EP.

by TiberiusGracchus May 28, 2018

Choking On Bread

Having more money than you know what to do with.

Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread

by selkirksss February 29, 2020

Minnesota Choke

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.

The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Choke Ass Niggas

A man who says one thing but does something totally different, trying to bullshit what he said he was gonna do but lies about it.

Trisha: He said he was going to call me back after his shower, but he's active on Instagram right now..
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do

by Driano69 March 6, 2021

Death Choke

Where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. Then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died

Oh wow, she just death choked..

by BrookieRose24 July 5, 2016