He’s a Certified Crashout because he brings in 10k a month and spends 9k on gambling and hoes without a pot to piss in and a bucket to throw it out.
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Get the Certified Crashout mug.(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
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(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
by AnaVaille September 28, 2025
Get the Certified by Dyson mug.Game developer of DeathRunners, rumours are spread about him witnessing the blue nemesis of all pink allies, Patrick Koenigz, the owner of DeathRun 2 Go himself.
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Get the certifiedasher mug.A term used in the Valley Prison Roblox community for CERTs who are either incompetent or abuse players.
CERT: I'm cuff-abusing you now because I think it's funny.
Inmate (being abused): You stupid, disgusting CERTER! ... CERTER!
Inmate (being abused): You stupid, disgusting CERTER! ... CERTER!
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Get the CERTER mug.The practice of claiming that a particular software mix is certified to work with little or no testing so that a vendor's customer will attempt to implement it.
We've never tested that on Oracle 9i, lets just back-certify it with our client, the Acme corporation.
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