counter butcher

when someone butchers your dreams, you butcher them back

My pc just got butchered. I am going to counter butcher it and im going to nurture my pc back to health.

by butcher your dreams April 1, 2006

counteranthropomorphization

to take human characteristics away from a person or dehumanization.

Hitler used counteranthropomorphization to justify his treatment of the jews.

by brookebwd January 11, 2008

Count

The number of people you have slept with

He fucked her just to get his count up.

by QueenFrostine2 August 8, 2016

Countdown

The last 10 seconds before liftoff i.e., bustin' a nut.

I had been pumping so long and so hard, she knew the countdown had begun.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Chunt

A compound word of chestnut and cunt, used to describe a fuck-witted chesnut (orange) horse. Usually used with a degree of affection, depending on how chunty their behaviour is at any given time.

"It was all going so well until the bloody chunt spooked and I fell off. Again."

"It's just as well I love the daft chunt as much as I do: he costs more to feed than my children!"

by WW@anderer December 15, 2020

Post Count Trolling

This is when you flame other users in a smaller scale forum in an attempt to gain a high post count faster.

"Why is Bastiche such a dick all the time?"

"I think he's just post count trolling"

by Bastiche July 3, 2008

German Countdown

A sex move whose constituent act(s) is so denigrating, violent and unspeakable that it cannot be described using human language, mathematics or symbolic logic, even though it can still convey meaning in everyday conversation.

Hubert: "Dude, did you hear Beatrice got the German Countdown (der Deutschen Kündigung)?"

Barnaby: "Yeah man, I wasn't there but I know one when I see one. It's gonna be a lot harder for her to be a sperm dumpster now that she's a comatose paraplegic."

by jinglepants69 July 8, 2011