borderlining

The act of being in between grades, especially for a semester report card. This behavior usually occurs during finals week.

A: Dude, what's wrong with Greg?
B: Oh, he's borderlining right now, if he doesn't get that A, his parents will kill him.
A: Why?
B: They're asian.
A: So?
B: Chinese
A: Damn.

by mrderekcu December 16, 2010

bored

the act of being horny, see horny for more information

At Brian's party after spin the bottle had failed, many of the girls were "bored".

by not here July 2, 2005

make a run for the border

to masturbate while eating taco bell

99 cent cheesey gordita crunches? im gonna make a run for the border

by ma jones May 20, 2004

South of the Border

VERB - A form of sex where the penetrating partner withdraws his/her penetrating device/organ/fingers, coats them in hot sauce (preferably a Mexican-made brand such as Tapatio), then reinserts. The penetrated partner then lets out a cry, along the lines of "Yaarrrrrrraaahaaa!"

A: "I just South of the Bordered this hot chick from Accounting, and she screamed like a marichi. Then she ran off like Speedy Gonzalez."
B: "That's a terrible stereotype."

by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007

I’m bored

Girls use this when hinting that they need dick or some pot

“I’M BORED THINK IM GONNA HIT UP JerMEY”

by Readit- January 28, 2019

Border Patrol

1). Fucking idiot standing at the border, most likely straching his sack

2). Job that requires under 70 IQ.

3). Bored people who shoot at immigrants trying to cross the border.

1). Look at Eric A. Pennino scratch his ballsack; he must be a Border Patrol Officer.

2). I'm a complete retard, I should join the Border Patrol!

3). 72 innocent men were shot today by the Border Patrol.

by Storytelling Sam September 9, 2006

borderline retarded

A religious person.

Religious people are borderline retarded. Simple as that.

by RabidCarnivorousGiraffe July 30, 2016