Friendly Blowjob

A casual blowjob between friends with no attachments or otherwise unstated expectations. Akin or a fist or chest bump.

Julia said she would consider giving him a friendly blowjob, provided he didn't go level 5 clinger afterwards

Friendly Blowjob by RealNiggaAlert September 18, 2014

Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day 

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.

Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.

Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012

Jewish Blowjob 

Actually a dry hand job given by the usually stingy Jew chick.

Ted: Yo did you hook up with that Schwartz chick last night?
Me: Yeah and all I got was a lousy Jewish Blowjob.
Ted: Bro I'm sorry man.

Jewish Blowjob by White C April 28, 2013

Hair tie Blowjob 

When a woman gives a man head and wraps her hair around the base of his penis for additional friction.

Your hair is far too short for a hair tie blowjob!

Hair tie Blowjob by King Louie (likes hairtie BJs) June 5, 2011

shower blowjob 

When someone gives you a blowjob and then blows it back all over you, as a sexual prank.

Prostitute: For that money you can have a shower blowjob...
Unaware client: What's that?
(he'll learn really soon...)

shower blowjob by zabvenie August 12, 2007

Blowjob 

An act of oral sex that can be performed by anyone with a mouth and anyone with a penis (see non-binary and transgender).
Basically the person that is giving pleasure wraps their mouth around the receiving (and sucks it, licks it, whatever) until the person orgasms. You may shallow or spit, up to you. You don't have to deepthroat if you don't feel comfortable about that, but people with penises love it when you deepthroat.

I gave Kallen a hefty blowjob last night!

Blowjob by Venobi March 18, 2015

blowjob boy 

sidekick to superheroes...whoreriffic and slutterama
also close friends with analsexlad

keeping the world safe from syphyllis and other stds

goldberg is blowjob boy and he loves it

blowjob boy by whoreriffic and slutterama October 17, 2007