blonde moment

When some bitch (not blonde haired) is justifying that she is less intelligent then a fucking dog.

Tom, "Kristina doesn't know the alpbabet what a stupid bitch"

Jim, "having another blonde moment was she?"

by rob October 2, 2003

hitler blonde

A very light blonde hair color, somewhat whitish. Implies an ideal trait possessed by the so-called 'Aryan' race.

My hair might be dark, but as a kid it was hitler blonde.

by johnnylongprong April 5, 2010

blonde dave

a creature that lives in the wilds in santa barbera it spends most of its time in his room assturbating to the descovery channel

blonde dave is a douche bag

by anonoymous726389 October 16, 2004

blonde

Lame. Bleached blondes are so whats in now, i am a brunette and i am so sexy. blondes are dumb and slow brunettes we are sexy. blondes are stupid they dont know anything they dont have mor fun we do. i am really pretty i will dye my beautiful brown hair blonde no way! i would look really cute with blonde hair, bt i am really prety how i am.

blonde: i am so pretty i am so much prettie than u!
me: no u r not bcuz ur boyfriend wants to kiss me omg so there

by Candygirl23 December 13, 2008

blinge

This is a word to sum up the state of mind when asked to think up a complex task within a particular time barrier.

Erm BLINGE!

by SATANSFISHTANK October 30, 2003

Blogger brain

When one's brain has turned to a mass of useless matter, e.g., a loser or retard due to spending too much time blogging and not enough time in the "real" world.
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...

It's useless doctor. I've tried reaching her, but it's as though she's in another dimension. It's as though she is suffering from "blogger brain."

Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."

by redraider70 January 23, 2010

blingen (blin-gen)

wearing bright ; blinding colors that could potentially blind your eyes out.

Jolito: Yo man why are you wearing that blingen (blin-gen) ass shirt your blinding me with that shit man !

Carmello: Don't be a hater man !

by GenevaThaDiva March 7, 2010