for a member of the male gender to give himself pleasure to the point of orgasm; whereby his 'beats' are 'lobbed'.
by jabe February 15, 2005
Get the lob beatsmug. 1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.
2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion
2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion
by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009
Get the Beat the kidsmug. by Slopeface July 14, 2019
Get the Beating on Asiansmug. An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"
Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
by RyKni October 31, 2012
Get the House Beatingmug. A japanese pop punk band. Unlike most bands they sing about 98% of there songs in english. Wroth a listen to if you wanna listen to something new
by Toilet man January 16, 2009
Get the Beat Crusadersmug. a word that will become a huge hit in the hipster culture originally created by Sean Reilly in 2010. meaning to be awesome, greatly appreciated, thanks, your welcome, yes, no, maybe, to express emotion.a word that can basically mean anything
Ex 1:
person 1:hey nice leather jacket there!
person 2: sweet beats!
Ex 2:
person 1: hey can i borrow that indefinatly?
person 2: sweet beats thats my grandpas.
person 1:hey nice leather jacket there!
person 2: sweet beats!
Ex 2:
person 1: hey can i borrow that indefinatly?
person 2: sweet beats thats my grandpas.
by wheres waldo. November 3, 2011
Get the sweet beatsmug. To masturbate
Some Yellow Boi: I gonna beat the liberal in 8 hours, 16 minutes, 35 seconds, and 3 nanoseconds.
Liberal across the street: *Has a mental breakdown because using a ukulele is cultural appropriating the Hawaiian people*
Liberal across the street: *Has a mental breakdown because using a ukulele is cultural appropriating the Hawaiian people*
by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 2, 2019
Get the Beat the Liberalmug.