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Montana Beaver

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.
After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.
by Fran December 31, 2003
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Beaver Whacker

The wooden panelling often seen along the side on the lower half of motor vehicles, mainly in the US.
"Cletus sure wood love a ve-hicle with a shaany noo coada paint end a beaver whacker but he cain't dun git the money to afford him it"
by The True King of England November 6, 2007
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beater

(noun) a paddler who is terrible at paddling, usually in a kayak, canoe, or raft, and usually swimming in every rapid

beatering (verb)
the action of being a beater
Look at that beater beatering in that class II hole, he must be feeling the wrath of Jah.
by Magikarpie April 27, 2015
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beaver posse

1. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture hot, young, and unblemished females for the purpose of sexual activity.

2. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture, hot, young, and unblemished dam-building rodents.
The prettier 8th grade girls were always worried that one of the neighborhood's many beaver posses might catch and fuck them on their way to school.
by The Real Champ April 5, 2007
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beaver snouting

similar to teabagging but the woman is on top, favored by sororities.
Jennie (or Roger) passed out.
Sarah shouted, "Get the camera; Beaver snouting!"
Sarah lifted her dress, she was commando...
by funify trio April 26, 2009
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Beaver Sword

1. n/A slang term uncommonly used to describe a penis.
2. adj./ A person acting in a rude manner.
1. She polished my Beaver Sword.

2. That guy is such a Beaver Sword.
by _mclovin_ October 16, 2012
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Beaver Wink

The action of flashing one's vagina.
Guy 1: Hey you'll never guess what Sydney sent me on snapchat!

Guy 2: What?!

Guy 1: She showed me her vagina!

Guy 2: Nice! You got a beaver wink!
by Yoyomama May 6, 2013
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