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one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".
Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.
by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011
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fershizzle my nizzle to the bingbangizzle

Agreeing to something excessively. Often times used to agree to something dramatically.
Guy 1: Ew, shit. You think my fat sister's hot!?
Guy 2: Fershizzle my nizzle to the bingbangizzle, yo.
Guy 1: I feel sick.
by Brendastheshiznitz June 25, 2008
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Bing Boy

Someone who Denies to use bing once the are told by there best friends(Wildcat,Vanoss) So for that they are a Bing Boy
Wildcat/Vanoss: Can you go on bing and search for the new Easter eggs for black ops 4? If you don’t you’re a Bing Boy
by Multiple8s YT December 5, 2018
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binged

pronounced BEENJD.. means being really blazed or having blazed alot and being pretty high.. its way lope
"yo dude diego's so binged its crazy!"
by killah d January 19, 2008
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bing

mark's got some bing. lets get binged up.
by hunnypot-dave July 4, 2007
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being a mac

being difficult, or being annoying.
guy1, "can you hand me that?"

guy2, "no."

guy1, "Well I dont want to all the way around the table just to get that."

guy2, "To bad."

guy1, "come on! Youre being a mac!"
by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007
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being shitty

when someone or something is acting in way that resembles poop by either 1)not hanging out 2) not returning phone calls
3)falling off the face of the planet 4) being mean
Anastasia : Dude.... where has Matt been?
Evan: I don't know, he doesn't come around very much anymore.
Anastasia: Ugh. Why is he being shitty?

Handing the phone to an ex-girlfriend of the caller so that she can curse him out for a few minutes because you're drunk and think it's funny.
by annyawesome October 30, 2007
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