Balloon-Tail Nipple

When the nipple you're currently sucking on is so saggy and lifeless, that it feels like you're sucking on the tail of a deflated balloon.

Redneck Billy : "Girl yo mama got some massive jugs. But why do you have a Balloon-Tail Nipple? Like bitch what are you adopted or something?"
His Cousin Sister : "Nah I'm just lactose-intolerant."

by Enlightening type beat! May 30, 2021

Balloon Time

Helium tank with balloons in it

Balloon Time is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022

rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks

That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy

by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023

Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.

Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!

by Toneage February 17, 2020

Balloon party

When women (or men) get together to show off their breast implants.

Brenda: Hey Becky, are you going to the balloon party this weekend?

Becky: Of course, I can't wait to show these puppies off!

by Circa 9 April 08, 2016

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 06, 2014

Thirst Balloon

The inflated ego a presumably attractive woman receives from thirsty dudes who follow her on social media.

Omg did you see how many likes Stacy got on that picture with the low cut shirt? Her thirst balloon is so inflated right now.

by Jasperlover435 March 31, 2016