ibs attack

The polite way to say somebody has shit themselves

Oh did you hear about poor mrs #### she had an Ibs attack at the bingo

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 23, 2022

Shahzad Attack

the shahzad attack is a attack in chess made my the great Muhammad Shahzad. This move is really awesome and really powerful.

“No way he used the shahzad attack on me”

by Chefj202 December 14, 2022

Attack on Titan

The most depressing show you'll ever watch. Don't get attached to any of the characters because Isayama hates us all.

Basically giant naked people overrun the civillazation and mankind is kinda going extinct but this dumb hot bitch eren decided hes gonna kill all the titans himself because his hot mom died, even though he's weak as hell and Mikasa actually just kills everyone for him. Mf was on the brink of death more times than Levi caressed his Windex bottle.

Person 1: Have you heard of Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Is it that show where all your favorite characters die?

Person 1: Eh, specify.
Person 2: Bitch gets friendzoned by her brother?
Person 1: BITCH SPECIFY!
Person 2: Short mf cheats on weave man with bottle of windex
Person 1: That's the one.

by MistySprinkl3r September 12, 2021

Art Attack

A British children's television programme revolving around art, currently hosted by Lloyd Warbey on Disney Junior, and originally airing on CITV hosted by Neil Buchanan from 1990 to 2007.

Art Attack is the worst art show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

tag attack

When the tag or edge of a blanket, pillow, etc. rubs against your leg/arm while you are sleeping, and it feels like there is something with multiple pairs of legs crawling on you, causing you to freak out, have a mini heart/panic attack, and wake up. One of the top ten worst ways to be woken up.

Duuuude, I just got tag attacked:/
What's a tag attack?
You know...when the tag on your blanket rubs against your leg when you're sleeping and you have a mini heart attack because you thought it was like a bug or something.

by It Matters? April 7, 2011

Hard Attack

When a officer has a panic attack that raises their blood pressure, then psychs themself out and belives they may be having a Heart Attack needs an ambulance to evaluate their health.

Tom is having a "Hard Attack" hurry get him a shot of "Normasaline"

by FireSlayer69 November 29, 2018

attack the poon

to have rough sex or to "get some"

I'm going to attack the poon tonight

by carnival triumph January 16, 2015