apple anus 

When the likeness of a whole roast pig is painted on someone's body in such a way that their anus acts as the rosy red apple wedged in said pig's mouth.

Rob asked me to do a joint costume for Halloween this year. I wanted to be a hula girl, so he went as apple anus. The party was great until someone stabbed him. He was delicious.

apple anus by happybirthdayXXX January 19, 2009

The barbed- anus

warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus

The barbed- anus was performed long ago by darth vader. PS. parachute pants

The barbed- anus by 100%naturalflava November 19, 2006

deadly anus technique 

1.the ancient technique of farting in someone else's rectum until thier poo-guts explode. usually followed by a poke in the eye.

2.

1.Denise tried the deadly anus technique on me, but i outsmarted her by farting first, then locking it in her using rubber-cement.

deadly anus technique by papapoopoo September 2, 2004

Bitch-anus 

a person who's anal cavity has been so often explored that it now permanently has the demensions of a grapefruit.

You know you're a Bitch-anus when:
you fart and you hear a woooooooooosh
your craps come out as chocolate soup rather than chocolate brownies
random objects (such as cellphones, remotes, watches, bedposts, etc...) become lost within the anal cavity and fall out a few days later
your sphincter no longer exists.
your rectum vibrates and it's your friend's self phone
you don't call hot girls back.....damnit


In a sentence: Lindsay, you are such a Bitch-anus. Take that bed post out of your asshole.

Bitch-anus by Merlin Lalinmand November 13, 2004

Glazed Anus 

when your anus is jizzed on and then you are ass fucked until your asshole is completely filled with blood.

Hey let me GLAZE your ANUS.

Glazed Anus by Fuck my fucking cunt May 7, 2005

heinous anus 

extra thick poop ring, can be heard when person clenches their ass

EWW! somebody has a heinous anus! Adonis is that you!?

heinous anus by duckmanx March 11, 2003

Kicks Anus

Very Good at something, to be awsome at a game or activity.

kickanus.

Man, he totally kicks anus at video games.

Kicks Anus by Ted Monk November 12, 2006