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suck anon cock

The activity of sucking on a man's penis without knowledge of his identity or appearance. Examples include: sucking on the penis that extends out of a similarly sized hole in a wall, behind which the owner is hidden (commonly a gloryhole at a gay sauna), sucking on the penis is gracefully presented to you from under the panel separating your bathroom stall from the one next to you, in a contorted position trying to avoid the urine covered floor (under-stall cruising), sucking on the penis of a man in lighting conditions too low to recognize the person, whether in a park at night, or the darkroom of an after-hour club (lucky Europeans!).
1. Dude! You have to check out the darkroom, I just sucked 5 anon cocks one after the other and swallowed their cum.

2. I had been waiting for what seemed like hours, when finally a long, thick, magnificent member slid through the hole I had been fixated on, glistening with drops of pre-cum, begging me to suck anon cock.

3. Guy1: Had a good night?

Guy2: It was all-right, I was high as fuck, plus I sucked on this anon cock in a park on the way home.
Guy1: Did he cum?
Guy2: Kiss me and find out...
by scruffpup February 24, 2026
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ML Anon

n.
A mythical code-slinging cryptid skulking in the darkest corners of ML Discord servers and X threads, dropping unhinged wisdom like “bro, just yeet a GAN at it” or “fixed my overfitting with a vibe check and nGrok”. Cloaked in anonymity, they’re 50% Stack Overflow copypasta, 50% unwashed hoodie, and 100% convinced their untested Jupyter notebook could solve world hunger. They’ll roast your poorly tuned hyperparameters in one breath and vanish into the void, leaving only a broken regex and a meme about gradient descent.
After my model crashed for the third time, an ML Anon on X swooped in with a cryptic “just sprinkle some batch norm fairy dust”, leaving me with a half-baked script and a sudden urge to question my life choices.

- Some guy in TPOT

“An ML Anon slid into my DMs at 3 AM preaching, ‘ReLU is just spicy sigmoid,’ and now my model’s spitting out cat emojis instead of predictions. Send help.”

- A ML Enthusiast's PTSD flashback
by Data Whisperer June 16, 2025
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The Anonymous Sex

An extremely powerful hack group thats extremely scary and evil.., they put ⟅TΔS⟆ in their name, they can hack you and youre cooked
Based Person 1 : Did you see the nuke The Anonymous Sex did?
Based Person 2 : Yeah, it was fire
by TommyInnit Dreamsexual Fan August 4, 2025
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Gerkin Anonymous

Similar to Alcohol Anonymous but for men with micro penis or micro penis energy
Brian made sure to where his affliction shirt and salt life baseball cap to his Gerkin Anonymous meeting at the unemployment office on Tuesday
by Lsassafrass October 29, 2025
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I'm fucking anonym bish

WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?
i think you are stupid af, let me go your nasty stalker, I'm fucking anonym bish
by Why the hell do u care? February 22, 2017
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Olivia Josephine Alonso

The most beautiful and amazing girl in the entire ecosystem. Absolutely gorgeous and intelligent. You will never meet anyone quite like Olivia Josephine Alonso. She is a literal genius and when she applies herself, there is no stopping her. It is unfathomable that someone couldn't like her. She is giving, kind, loving, and caring. She is an amazing kisser and with every little kiss you will fall more and more in love with her. She puts her heart and soul into everything and never gives up. She loves her family and friends and cares unconditionally for her significant other. Whoever dates an Olivia Josephine Alonso, must be the luckiest person on the planet because nobody is worth solid gold.
Did you see Serena with Olivia Josephine Alonso?
Yeah, they're pretty happy together.
by eli19 August 4, 2017
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Anti-vax-anon

The movement adjacent to or intersecting with Q-anon, those similarly believing conspiracies that vaccines are bad, evil, or meant as a control-device by governments or other authorities to take away your freedom, rather than save yours and others' lives.
Aaron Rodgers is a celebrity spokesman for Anti-vax-anon.
by just1human February 23, 2022
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