tenticle twat

See doppleganger.
The labia minor which has been pummeled to the extent where the dermis hangs down 6 to 14 inches.

After fisting your mother for 48 hours she has a tenticle twat.

by Shizza October 15, 2003

bald twat

A stupid person who is also bald.

Shut it, you bald twat.

by vickitingle May 15, 2006

donkey twat

one who acts in a twat-like manner, the adjective donkey is placed before to add the effect of a nasty yet funny twat, this can be used as a joke or to degrade a person

That bitch Hannah is such a damn DONKEY TWAT!

by Robert Derrington October 2, 2006

naff twat

a fool who enjoys your company sometimes but when his silly little friends come along ignores you and behaves like a naff twat, thus entering naff twat phase. someone to avoid they will just mess you around, try to ignore the preciousness of those few lovely times you have together because they are bound to upset you and enter eternal naff twat phase.

BEWARE OF THAT BOY! HE IS A NAFF TWAT! DON'T TRUST HIM! DOOOONNNNN'TTTT TRRRRRUUUUUSSSSST HIIIIIIIM!

by i love bj May 24, 2010

twat twine

the life giving twine that attaches baby to mother via the mothers baby pocket

"cut the twat twine midwife, its a boy!"

by Mr ouija April 17, 2007

twat blanket

1. a blanket for twats 2. someone or thing characterized by the senselessness of a blanket for twats 3. a maxipad

Learn to spell properly, shorthand makes you look like an awkward, illiterate twat blanket.

by bobdobbins January 15, 2009

twat-sicle

a sexually appealing penis

"Use your twat-sicle and make babies!"

by 1111 August 22, 2006