Adam

A hard-headed Man, other-wise known as A Marine!
Is always being such a Man, claims to be fine after enduring mortar fire and car accidents that include fire and explosions.

Must be a lucky charm to have around.

Your are such an Adam, for not going to get X-rays after being in a major accident.

by insane jane October 5, 2009

adam

a dumbass who pretends to like you for 4 months and then goes out with your best friend

"Hey i have something to tell you, i am going out with you best friend ****"

"why would you do that Adam???"

"cuz i never really liked you, and she is hotter then you"

by Megs<3 October 9, 2008

adam

A prepubescent-sounding male who works at Mcdonald's for a living stealing various plastic utensils from his corporation. Tries to make his voice deeper to gain attention of fellow women, but fails miserably.

oh Hoy Hoy Hoy Hoy Hoy is how Adam's laughter goes.

by Mista desperashun January 2, 2008

Adam and Steve

These are the first two guys to fuck each other in the ass, they are still alive and well living in WeeHoo!!

Who do you think had a bigger dick, Adam or Steve?

by Overseer April 14, 2005

adam sandler

Former Saturday Night Live actor who is well-known for milking out the same jokes. Always seems very desperate for attention.

Look at me--I'm a Jew!

by Mike May 5, 2005

Adam

Smallest dick in the universe. Adam can't even reach the pussy

Adam could not reach the pussy with his micro dick

by Fuck i April 17, 2017

adam sandler

completely talentless...just uses sound effects and farting noises to make it seem 'funny.' no talent, no acting abilities, and a face worth a hard slap.

adam sandler joke: this guy walks in a bar, and he goes FLAARGH! FART! SQUISH!
people: ha ha ha, yer so funny!

by egduf August 26, 2005