Terminally Awkward

When someone is so awkward it's a legitimate disease.

You are so terminally awkward that being in the same room as you causes physical pain.

by Sangichan October 19, 2011

awkward canoe

similar to awkward turtle, though much more sly and less cliche. motion is moving hands in an oar motion. the coolest awkward sign around

"That person tripping? definitely an awkward canoe moment."

by awesomenessingeneral October 20, 2009

Awkward Turtle

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!

I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com

by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009

Arkward Silence

The moment in conversation after someone says something wack/irrelvant/strange/TMI or when the chat dies out

"Dude,that surf boards rad!"

"Yeah,it uses that latest W1 technology making it aerodynamic and has Ya-rish features"

*Arkward Silence*

by Lumissa September 28, 2008

salty awkward turtle

a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.

consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.

Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."

by Bonfufu&Shaniqua INC. December 30, 2008

akward

something unnatural. something that isn't in it's proper shape or condition.

after he fell on his hands he saw his arm in an akward angle.

by Nurief August 7, 2007

socially awkward

jeremy

when jeremy doesn’t talk to a girl in person because he is socially awkward.

by unicorn101 August 20, 2019