accidangle

noun- when a sick deke, fake, or move is performed in hockey from a player with no stickhandling ability whatsoever

Dave- "How did he get around that guy?"
Kevin- "Dude's got some serious accidangles."

by wolfpackpride March 15, 2011

Accessory Piece

noun: an attractive female's perspective on slampiece.Refers specifically to a male who does not have a deserving enough personality to date, yet they are beyond gorgeous so they should not be overlooked. They are not the same as friends with benefits, because it is solely up to the girl whether or not her and her accessory piece engage in sexual activity. Accessory pieces rarely speak, and are usually used for the sole purpose of getting compliments from friends about how good they look when they are with you.

Emily: Wow girl, who's the new boy?

Katie: Oh, ben? He's my new accessory piece, i found him in english class.

Emily: You two look great together. He is so well behaved and absolutely gorgeous.

by truthtellasallday March 25, 2011

accidincest

accidental incest; when one has sex with a girl/guy, only to later find out that person is a long-lost brother, sister, cousin, etc. occurs most often in white-trash families in the deep south

Joe Bob: "Cletus had sex with Brandy, only to discover she was his sister, and they had been separated when they were both babies."

Billy: "HAHA! He had accidincest! What a creep."

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman April 7, 2011

accipurpose

a fusion of 'by accident' and 'on purpose' meaning to accidently do something on purpose. To acknowledge that ones actions were deliberate whilst at the same time claiming there was an unintentional component – in other words a feeble plea of mitigation.

typically in defense of ones actions "I did it on accipurpose"

by crazypartygirl July 6, 2011

accessory kid

1. A child conceived or adopted because it is considered the fashionable or chic thing to do.
2. A child looked upon as a status symbol by the parent.

Bradgelina are looking to get their next accessory kid from China.

She wanted an accessory kid to go along with her trophy husband.

by redPooka April 8, 2013

accidental wookie

Expecting to find someone clean shaven when going down on them but finding a jungle instead.

I had an accidental wookie experience last night.

by sintralkai April 19, 2016

Accidental gay nut

When you nut to a seemingly hot chick only to realize it was a dude

"DUDE you're so gay you masturbate to males"
"Bro I thought it was a chick, it was an accidental gay nut"

by idiotperson February 28, 2017