hank aaron

to have sex with your partner and when she turns around hit her with a baseball bat and run away.

i was doing that girl then i gave her a hank aaron.

by Tommy88 December 08, 2006

Aaron Wirtz

Aa-ron Wirtz
{air-un werts} proper noun, noun

Proper Noun:
A mildly handsome, unwillingly celebate, single man of Celtic origin. Aaron Wirtz is known for a hearty laugh and a boisterous demeanor. Although hard-headed, Aaron has a passionate work ethic and loves llamas. His current occupation, leaf sucking, oft leads to teary-eyed dreams of a better life in the fire service. Despite his twitchy disposition and apparent Tourette's affliction, Wirtzy is a creature of stoic poise and daring resolve.

noun:
One of seedy methods and motives.

Proper Noun:
Random Outburst: Aaron Wirtz exclaimed, "Goats!"

When Threatened: "Don't look at me like that, I'm a friggin' Ninja!"

In utter disbelief, Aaron stated "You've gotta f***ing kinding me!"

by Ryan Q / Russ November 09, 2006

Aaron Micheal

A terrible disease in witch you have the extreme urge to have anal, oral, nose, or ear sex with another male. Symtoms include having a shriviled, small penis, a limpy, puffy afro, and disturbing white-yellow sausey goo above/around your lips. The only cure is to kill yourself.

Guy 1: O-M-G he's such an Aaron Micheal.

Guy 2: He should just die!

by Anti-AM November 27, 2010

Chelsea and Aaron

Bestest. Couple. EVER. She is the smart, kind, beautiful one. He is the lucky one.

It's hard not to like Chelsea and Aaron!

SMILE!

Normal couple: There's no way we could be as cute as Chelsea and Aaron!

by dabestesteva May 30, 2012

Aaron

Probably the coolest guy you will ever meet he is cool, chill and will definitely make you laugh.

Man Aaron is so much cooler than james

by James sucs October 03, 2018

aaron clark

An asshole who went to High School at Amherst Central High School who bullies everyone and is fat

Dude that Aaron Clark guy is a fucking asshole!

by Anonymous684032 December 17, 2019

Aaron Arden

A huge shit lord who is bad at this game. Also he will never make it, never make it, nevah make it.

Jamie: Hey, who is that guy who is just down right a baddy?

Hunter: Oh, that would be that dick Aaron Arden.

by Smokedtoes October 21, 2013