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ST. Sebastians 

St. Sebastians is a rather below average institution in Needham MA. St. Sebastians has minuscule academic prowess while still being absolutely terrible at all athletics. Even with this horrific academic and athletic reputation, it's culture can be described with no other word than gay. St Sebastians averages about 65 homosexual interactions per day. Most of these are between middle schoolers and high school seniors (There is no age too young for a Sebs Senior.) In fact, their varsity hockey team often indulges in sexual interactions in the locker room and on the ice. In the ISL, St Sebastians has the highest STD and IUD rates. This of course is due to their favorite activity, gay sex. Most freshmen at St Sebastian wear very short skirts without underwear, to give easy access to upper classmen.
Why did you think I go to sebs? I like women, Im not gay Like St. Sebastians

sebastian stan 

Meme Lord (tho he pronounces it as "me-me") also known as Sexy Seabass, Vanilla Ice, Winter Boo Bear, Wiener Soldier, and Sebastian Satan.

Lost Romanian Puppy, who doesn't know anything, ever...

Space Nerd.

Loves karaoke.

Took his girlfriend to McDonald's to get a happy meal after losing his virginity at the Time Hotel in Times Square.

Can't kill a spider cause he is a fluffball.

Goes from cinnamon roll to sinnamon daddy in 0.00091 seconds

His jawline is more structured than your life (let's face it, it's true)

Those thighs of betrayal and what's between them is the reason you sin at night (or maybe 24/7 if you are a hoe)

Adorkable flirty ass who just wants to eat microwaved cookie dough quest bars and talk about lube (or use it...in his hair)

Will probably show you to the beach if you ask nicely...

*Warnings: don't leave your bags at the movie theater cause he will go through them to make sure it's not a bomb; can shamelessly lurk on your instagram stories
Here's a question: do you like Sebastian Stan? If your answer is "no" then here's another one: WHY THE FUCK ARE U LYING, BITCH???
sebastian stan by nutella clit August 15, 2016

Sebastian stan 

The cause of my depression (not really) but he is known for the tv show once upon a time and DAmn, and HES most famously known for the captain America movies. By the way, BUCKY BARNES IS NOT A VILLAIN!
Sebastian Stan makes his fans so happy, it warms my heart.

sebastian stan 

Cutest motherfucker in the world who runs a Chris Evans' fan club.

Most known for his THIGHS OF BETRAYAL
The romanian actor, Sebastian Stan
sebastian stan by Agent Drom November 5, 2014

Sebastian Stan 

Daddy of all daddies
“Who’s Sebastian Stan”
“Oh he’s daddy”

Sebastian Michaelis 

The hottest guy in the history of anime. Also an amazing butler, who will grant your every wish. Sure, he may be a demon. But he's still amazing.
Geneva- "Who's Sebastian Michaelis?
Nikki-"ONLY THE MOST AMAZING GUY EVEEEEEEEEER!
Geneva- Umm..........
Sebastian Michaelis by Lily15 January 3, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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