Apricock

An old spelling of apricot. Its sexual connotations are perceived as hilarious by the youth of today.

“It used to be spelt ‘apricocks’? That is so funny! Anyway, do you want to play Fortnite later?”

by ProteinShakeLover420 November 18, 2018

Après cunt

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.

"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."

by silkpouch September 25, 2007

Shit Apple

A derogatory term used to describe the child of someone you think of as shit. A “shit apple” never falls far from the “shit tree.”

Randy: "I can't believe Trinity was throwing bottles, Mr. Lahey."

Mr. Lahey: "Shit apple."

by Ronnie Honduras April 10, 2007

Aple

An attempt of the word apple

Jack: Can I have an aple
Ben: Did you spell apple wrong
Jack: oops autocorrect man
Ben: How?? We’re talking in real life
Jack: *wipes forehead
Ben: Bro don’t touch my forehead
Jack: Can I still have that aple
Ben: What the hell bro just spell APPLE
Jack: Just Relacts man
Ben: RELAX, this isn’t possible

by Levi Mation YT July 24, 2019

April 4

The day that a queen was born.

All the queens are born in April❤️ They are al beautiful but the ones that are born in april 4 they are cute amazing and simply perfect.

by Cuttiegirl June 14, 2020

green apple two-step

The popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one's belly and clenches their buttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.

Everyone laughed as Uncle Charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had Thanksgiving dinner at the Bombay Kitchen.

by Jarski December 11, 2007

April 3

National Legends Day. No more said

Did you know he was born on April 3. Must be a legend

by Penile boi October 16, 2019